i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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