this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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