I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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