Betty ford says i'm here all night
babies were throwing up all over the place
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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