she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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