Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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