i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
So many bounce houses so little time
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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