ugly people sure do ruin things
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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