I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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