What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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