are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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