coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize