You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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