I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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