It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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