How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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