He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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