But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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