haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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