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(337): View more from Louisiana

but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?

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(647): View more from Ontario

on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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who won?

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THAT is your concern right now?

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.

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(425): View more from Washington

I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies

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