I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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