Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Found your dick twin last night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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