yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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