He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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