No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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