i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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