Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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