Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
