awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
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Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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