i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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