i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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