I love black thongs
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We don't watch enough power rangers
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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