i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Vodka?
Forever.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize