When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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