I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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