Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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