Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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