What a fucking waste of an outfit
Farmville is her only friend.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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