um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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