I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
