Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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