...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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