I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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