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(416): View more from Ontario

What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?

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(410): View more from Maryland

...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...

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(586): View more from Michigan

you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

At least he's a nutritious stoner...

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(347): View more from New York

She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.

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(931): View more from Tennessee

Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.

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