i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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