That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
