Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
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I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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