ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Please, let me fuck your mom
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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