3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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