But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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