He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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