i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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