As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
